There's no place like elsewhere.

There's no place like elsewhere.

There's no place like elsewhere.


Dear Dumb Diary,

Beautiful glorious news! Today they told us that something went stinkyfully wrong with heating or ventilation system or something over at Wodehouse Middle School...They're bussing kids to different nearby schools, and Mackerel Middle School is one of them.

I'm THRILLED that foreigners are coming. I love people who aren't from here! And I'll bet that they're not from here, too....

"The problem with here is that it's where I'm from." is the sixth book in the series.