Beauty is only skin deep, but hate goes all the way to the bone.

Dear Dumb Diary,

Isablla said that she got the information about this charity online and I could help her collect for it if I wanted to, so as we made the rounds for the clothes, we also picked up a few bucks here and there for the Jevenile Optometry Federation.

Hooray! Now I have a charity to work for. In your face Angeline - now I'm as gentle and sweet as you, you pig!!

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